Tuesday, November 03, 2009

One Man Show Holiday Calendar Booking Up!

If it's November, that means that Advent, Christmas and Epiphany are just 'round the corner. Are you ready? One Man Show Ministries is with a variety of offerings guaranteed to delight and inspire your congregation. You can invite the righteous old man Simeon to tell his story ... or a father and daughter shepherd who have just seen the Christmas angels ... or lighten it up a bit with the Almost Amazing Marko and his arsenal of magic tricks.

But you better hurry! The calendar is filling up ... fast!

Nov. 22 (Christ the King Sunday): "Lazarus Speaks" at First United Methodist Church, Midlothian, Texas

Nov. 29-Dec 3: Unavailable (Personal Retreat)

Dec. 6: OPEN

Dec. 13: "Simeon's Dream" at Ridglea United Methodist Church, Ft. Worth, Texas

Dec. 15: "The Almost Amazing Marko" at After-School Bible Club, Cleburne, Texas

Dec. 20: OPEN

Dec. 27: "The Shepherds' Joy" at First United Methodist Church, Mansfield, TX

Call 817-281-2730 to book or for more information or send an email to info@onemanshow.org

Friday, October 30, 2009

Red Ribbon School Shows

The Almost Amazing Marko performed two school shows during Red Ribbon Week. The first was part of a Jubilee event. The host pastor arranged for me to visit the Hallsburg Elementary School, about 10 miles outside of Waco, where 100 kids eagerly awaited my program. I debuted an opening trick called "Rainbow Rabbits," in which I pull seven different colored rabbits out of a flattened tophat and insert them into a wooden stand. Each rabbit made bad choices, such as lying, hitting and chewing with their mouths open, but then opted to make good decisions. When I turned the bunnies around, they spelled CHOICES. The kids clapped and cheered as each rabbit was produced.

After the show, the pastor and I ate lunch with the children. One boy came up and said, "That was such an AWESOME show! I would KISS you if I could!" Instead, he settled for my autograph. When he showed my signature to his buddies, the kids started mobbing me with napkins to sign. One child turned to the pastor and said, "You're Marko's friend! I want YOUR autograph, too!"

The next afternoon, I found myself before a crowd of 300 kids at the elementary school in Meridian, TX, the county seat of Bosque County. Through various magic tricks, I taught about right choices, including the decisions to stay away from drugs and alcohol. I gave them healthy alternatives, including exercising, making good friends and sharing their talents. All my volunteers received a bookmark, including a team of cooperative boys who helped me haul in my gear.

None of the kids at Meridian wanted to kiss me, but several told me they loved my show.

Sparks of Revival

I ended my 2009 Jubilee ministry at Sparks Memorial United Methodist Church in Bellmead, TX (near Waco) this past week. Because the church wasn't used to revival meetings, Rev. Jimmy Sansom had expressed some concern about congregational involvement. But he organized and promoted the event well. By the time we finished on Tuesday night, over 50 people were there.

But it wasn't just about numbers ... the Spirit was moving, as well. The church choir and several solo musicians brought the blessings of God through song. A woman made a tearful profession of faith on Monday night. Another woman emailed me to say that her Bible study made a commitment on Wednesday morning to meet every week in the sanctuary to pray. Pastor Jimmy happened to be in the room and and the women decided to lay hands on him and pray for him on the spot.

This was a great revival and a wonderful way to end my Jubilee schedule for the fall.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Stamp of Approval

Mark and his One Man Show Ministries surpassed all expectations and brought a genuine spiritual renewal to St. Mark. He engaged the people while in the pulpit, in his dramas and in his free time. We could not have asked him to do more than he did. We cannot wait to have him back.

Rev. Danny Niedecken
Pastor
St. Mark United Methodist Church
Cleburne, TX

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Stamp of Approval

I would like to recommend Mark Winter, aka The Almost Amazing Marko, for any Red Ribbon or Character Education program you might need. He has a gifted ability to work with and relate to the children, providing them with life long lessons of character development and the strength to stay off drugs.

He kept the students actively engaged through his complete presentation with student responses ranging from uproars of laughter to “hear a pin drop” silence. The students showed true appreciation for his message and did not want it to end.

Kent Reynolds
Superintendent/Principal
Hallsburg Independent School District
Waco, TX

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Mark at St. Mark's

The minute I stepped into the parking lot at St. Mark United Methodist Church in Cleburne, Texas, I felt at home. For one thing, the Winter kinfolks have been in Johnson County for over 100 years. As a matter of fact, my grandparents were members of St. Mark UMC back when I was still fingerpainting in school. But I also felt at home because the St. Mark Methodists are so welcoming. They wrapped me up with warm greetings as they set out donuts and the coffee pot for fellowship time.

But there was a slight problem. Part of the electrical system wasn't cooperating in the church, including the upstairs junior high classroom where I was going to teach. That meant I wasn't going to be able to use their TV for my video presentation. Fortunately, I had my portable DVD player stashed in my car and it was all charged up. Only three girls showed up for class, but they sat mesmerized as they watched Rob Bell's "Lump" parable from his NOOMA series.

Pastor Danny Niedecken combined the two morning services into one celebration for the Jubilee. I delivered my Heavy Heart magic routine for the kids with Pastor Danny handling the offering bucket and candy giveaways. One little boy was excitedly telling his daddy to cough up some coins for the offering. I smiled at the congregation and said, "Wouldn't it be great if all Methodists were this excited about giving?"

After the service, I stepped out into glorious sunshine that was reflecting off dozens of pumpkins on the front lawn. A member was tying off an apron, ready to raise church funds by selling pumpkins ranging in size from gi-normous to itty bitty. One church member generously handed me some bills and told me to go buy some pumpkins for my family.

By the time we returned to church in the evening, the power was all back on. In the sanctuary, I performed an hour-long magic show for a mixed crowd of kids and parents, complete with a candy handout at the end. Then we marched into fellowship hall to chow down on hot dogs and chips before worship.

At the final service on Tuesday night, Pastor Danny presented me with a St. Mark's T shirt. I made a crack about how nice it was to have a shirt named after me. The church historian also came up with a copy of a picture, dated in the early 1960s, showing my grandfather and other churchmen in their Sunday best. On the back of the picture, the historian noted that these men were the "doers" of the church at that time.

My sermon that night, entitled "Trumpet Lessons," rallied the church to proclaim the message of Christ through word and works. St. Mark's has been a struggling congregation in the last two decades, but their website declares that they are being "reborn by the grace of God." Once a month, they become the "God Squad," taking food and hope to a low-income neighborhood in Cleburne. Recently, they saturated the community with fliers, inviting people to a tailgate party before the high school football game. The response was tremendous.

After my sermon, I instructed the congregation that they had two choices for the invitation time. On one side, I invited them to come up and pray for their pastor. On the other side, I stood to receive people who were ready to "blow the trumpet" that God had entrusted them with to fulfill their calling. Folks lined up on both sides to pray for Pastor Danny and consecrate themselves to Christ's service.

Danny, in turn, asked me to kneel at the rail so the people could pray for me. God's Spirit gripped my heart as folks came forward to whisper prayers and encouragement. Tears welled up when I thought about my grandfather sitting in the pews behind me so long ago, and how he and other spiritual forebears had passed along the torch of faith. It reminded me of the privilege and responsibility I have to pass that torch on to the next generation.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Stamp of Approval


"I would like to whole-heartedly recommend Mark Winter (a.k.a. The Almost Amazing Marko) for any of your schools' programs. Mark delivers a delightful and engaging program that endorses good values and positive character development. It was a pleasure to host him at our school and would welcome him back any time !!!"

Jean Anne Williams
Principal
Lockney Elementary School
Lockney, TX

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Tall Cotton in Lockney

I was in tall cotton this past week—literally and figuratively. On Saturday, I rolled into the Texas panhandle town of Lockney to conduct a three-day Jubilee and the surrounding countryside was white with harvest-ready cotton.

What a great Jubilee we had, too! My hosts took me to a Walk to Emmaus candlelight service on Saturday night. Though I didn't know a soul, I was still among family as we received Holy Communion and greeted the pilgrims.

On Sunday morning, the Jubilee began in earnest. Right off the bat, I met with about 15 junior and senior high youth, teaching a lesson from Rob Bell's NOOMA series. Then it was off to worship. It was a very "down home" service. During announcement time, a local teen was recognized for a jazz band award and instructions were given on how to make dressing for an upcoming fall festival. I preached an object lesson sermon for the kiddos and my kickoff Jubilee sermon for the grown-ups. A stick-to-your-ribs potluck banquet followed morning worship.

On Sunday night, Matthew the New York taxman told his story. Interestingly, a Brooklyn native moved to Lockney on business about 20 years ago and liked it so much he stayed. I asked him if my NY accent was accurate and he said it was pretty good. He then tried his Texas accent on me: "Y'all come back now, y'hear?"

On Monday and Tuesday morning, the church hosted bright 'n early breakfast gatherings. Sunday school classes took turns bringing in the groceries, and we're not talking stale donuts, either. We're talking egg casseroles, breakfast burritos, sausage balls, fresh fruit, pastries, muffins, coffee and juice. About 50 people showed up both mornings, including kids and youth preparing for school. I also gave brief devotionals at the gatherings.

On Tuesday afternoon, the Lockney Elementary School hosted the "Almost Amazing Marko." I performed my Right Choice character-building show for about 150 kids in the cafetorium. After the program, an animated boy ran up to me and gushed, "That wasn't almost amazing. That was SPECTACULAR!"

On the final night of the Jubilee, I told the congregation that West Texas hospitality is among the best I have ever experienced—and Lockney was no exception. My hosts treated me like kings, and Pastor Ricky Carstensen showed great care in preparing for the Jubilee.

Tall cotton, indeed!

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